I have Pets.They live here. You don’t.If you don’t want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture. That’s why they call it “fur”-niture.I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.To you, they are animals. To me, they are my adopted children who are short, hairy, walk on all fours and don’t speak clearly. And finally… Remember that dogs and cats are better than kids because they: Eat lessDon’t ask for money all the timeAre easier to trainNormally come when calledNever ask to drive the carDon’t hang out with drug-using peopleDon’t smoke or drinkDon’t want to wear your clothesDon’t have to buy the latest fashionsDon’t…