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A Little Prayer

As I'm laying here in bed
This tiny little prayer
Keeps running


thru my head

God bless my mom and dad
And bless my little pup
And look out for my brother
When things aren't looking up

And God, there's one more thing
I wish that you could do
Hope ya don't mind me asking
But please bless my computer too??

Now I know that's not normal
To bless a machine
But just listen a second
While I explain to you, my Lord.

You see, that little metal box
Holds more than odds & ends
Inside those small compartments
Rest hundreds of my 'BEST FRIENDS'

Some it's true I've never seen
And most I've never met
We've never exchanged hugs
Or shared a meal a yet....

I know for sure they like me
By the kindness that they give
And this little scrap of metal
Is how I travel to where they live

By faith is how I know them
Much the same as you
I share in what life brings them
From that our friendship grew

"PLEASE" take an extra minute
From your duties up above
To bless this scrap of metal
That's filled with so much love!



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I lie belly-up

I lie belly-up
In the sunshine, happier than
You ever will be.

Today I sniffed
Many dog butts I celebrate
By kissing your face.

I sound the alarm!
Paperboy come to kill us all
Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!

I sound the alarm!
Garbage man come to kill us all
Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!

I lift my leg and
Whiz on each bush. Hello, Spot
Sniff this and weep.

I Hate my choke chain
Look, world, they strangle me! Ack
Ack Ack Ack Ack Ack!

Sleeping here, my chin
On your foot no greater bliss well,
Maybe catching cats.

Look in my eyes and
Deny it. No human could
Love you as much I do.


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Notice To All Who May Visit This House

Notice To All Who May Visit This House

I have Pets.
They live here. You don't.
If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture. That's why they call it "fur"-niture.
I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.
To you, they are animals. To me, they are my adopted children who are short, hairy, walk on all fours and don't speak clearly.

And finally...

Remember that dogs and cats are better than kids because they:

Eat less
Don't ask for money all the time
Are easier to train
Normally come when called
Never ask to drive the car
Don't hang out with drug-using people
Don't smoke or drink
Don't want to wear your clothes
Don't have to buy the latest fashions
Don't need a gazillion dollar for collage and...
If they get pregnant, you can sell their children.



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My Best Friend

My Best Friend

You are with me everyday,
In my heart you'll always stay,
Devoted and loyal in every way,
You loved your hugs and your play,
When I call your name to me you would run,
Games and tug of war were so much fun,
You always new when I was sad,
You would come to me and I was glad,
You are my best friend my sweetheart,
You leave your paw prints on my heart.



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Grooming Shop


Hello...Grooming Shop

graphic of white dog


Hello....... Grooming Shop! I have this dear dog thats as sweet as can be as soon as you see her I know you'll agree

If it is alright, I will be in about eight
If I'm not there at nine, it means I'll be late.

Sweetie doesn't bite often, she knows it's not nice
just nips little children, and me once or twice.

She doesn't like cages, can't stand other pets
and if she's upset, she just simply wets.

You may bathe her fur, but don't let it soak in
I prefer that the water does not touch her skin

She has a bad back and can't sit or stand
so have her lay down while you empty her glands.

She's allergic to powders and dips make her sneeze
so please use the tweezers to pick out her fleas.

She loathes being brushed and watch how you clip
she has ten thousand matts, but I don't want a strip

There's a few more instructions, so here is a list
ignore that huge lump, it is only a cyst.

Leave her back long to hide her bad hip
a french moustache to cover the wart on her lip

She laid down in something thats black and quite gummy
but she always gets cold, so don't shave her tummy.

Poodle feet, poodle tail, of course, thats the style
Don't clip her nails, please use a file.

A very high top knot perfectly round
so what if there's little hair to be found.

I'm sure with your talent, if you just use your noodle
you can make my chihuahua look just like a poodle.

There's a few other things you really should know
she wants some perfume and a polka dot bow.

I'll be there to get her, I can't say just when
but just in case, have her ready by ten.


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A Dog Sits Waiting

A Dog Sits Waiting

by Kathy Flood

A dog sits waiting in the autumn sun.

Too faithful to leave, too frightened to run.

He's been here for days now with nothing to do.

But sit by the road, waiting for you.

He can't understand why you left him that day.

He thought you and he were stopping to play.

He's sure you'll come back, and that's why he stays.

How long will he suffer? How many more days?

His legs have grown weak, his throat's parched and dry.

He's sick now from hunger and falls, with a sigh.

He lays down his head and closes his eyes.

I wish you could see how a waiting dog dies.



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